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Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 7 months ago by briongloid@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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Merry Christmas

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Happy Christmas!

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

I won't make it but it's rool nice of you to host.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

I'm tied up too but it's so nice of you to host it :)

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Merry Xmas! Everybody have a wonderful time

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Merry Christmas!

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Happy Christmas everyone 😘

[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Merry Xmas! 🎄

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Happy Christmas to everyone in this beautiful space ❤️

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Merry Christmas everyone.

With a special shout out to YarraByte, you've been doing a great job. Enjoy your day off!

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!! 😘

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Merry Christmas all. 😽

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Ho Ho Ho
🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🎅🏻🛷🎁
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Something for the big man and the reindeer

🥛🍪

🌾🍎🥕🍬

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

🎁🐟

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All the sugary things please. If you have them a couple of candy canes that I can ignore while I eat everything else, before giving in and sucking on the end and slowly turning it into a hard point while I contemplate the feasibilily of terrorists hijacking a plane with a sharpened candy cane.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

🍭🦯🍭🦯🍰🍪🍩🍭🧁🍦🍫🥥🍬🍯🍡🍨🍧🍮

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Coffee, a reindeer sandwich and a lump of coal please chef.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

☕️🍞🦌🍞◼️

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Ooooh crunchy! The antlers are particularly yumm.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

May I please have a pavlova and a deep fried elf?

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

🍓🫐🍓
🧁
🍰

🛢️🧝‍♂️

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

A deep fried elf?

What a tasty workplace accident

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you Bacon Claus. Merry Christmas.

Got any mince pies?

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[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Barbequed Santa belly with a misseltoe salad please

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[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas baconmashbrownsugar

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Merry Xmas everyone, whether it's a big one or quiet one. This place is an absolute oasis ❤️❤️❤️

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

🎁📦🐈

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Merry Humbug everybody! Enjoy your excessive foodness and piles of crumply cat cardboard. Sasha will be around later to eat naughty children 🐅

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (6 children)

quiz of the carols

9/10 tra la la la la la la la laaaa

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

6/10 crew too

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

6 for me

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

6/10

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

7/10

I shame my festive kin

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

7/10

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[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

but first, beach...

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Oooh I love it!!

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Have a ripper day everyone 🥂

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

You too mate 🥂 hope it's uneventful except for drinking and singing

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Merry crisis everyone

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Merry Chrysler!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Merry Cuntmas!

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Make me spit my coffee 😂😂😂

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Jingle jumper is a go. I have...maybe three days a year when I can wear this stupid thing 🔔 🔔 🔔

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

Oh the little noses. Love it

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Here is Boyo's ugly Halloween jumper which gets about the same AirPlay

vampire llama sweater

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I love it

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

won Whamageddon this year

I give my thanks to COVID 19 for knocking me out for most of December, and my Bluetooth earphones 🙏🙌

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Got done at work last week, by a car in the car park even!

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

The big question is: Did the orphans behave themselves at your table @TheWitchofThornbury2?

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