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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!
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It is Italian, but doesn't mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
Also, in related news, today I learned:
In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.
Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.
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Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-
"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
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Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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everything reminds me of her
I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
THE PROPHECY!
I mean, who names a bay in county Dildo Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!
Everything reminds me of him 😞
The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Didn't need this to realise that but I'm glad it happened anyway.
Know we’re all fucked.
This happened two years ago…
Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"
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