The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Man, you're a shitty commenter.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 0 points 4 months ago

It was a joke about your username.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Relevant Username twofer

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Congrats, you are now a refrigerator

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

That's cold.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 months ago

You are now a steel rebar in a reinforced concrete building

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Granted. You've been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.

[–] degen@midwest.social 0 points 4 months ago

You are now Theon Greyjoy

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Thulsa Doom kills your parents

[–] BillyB0nes@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Praise the Omnissiah

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

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