PoopSpiderman

joined 2 years ago
 
[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Could be Anthony Jeselnik. Even if that’s not the guy you should check him out. He’s hilarious.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (11 children)

People dunk on Pete about alcohol because he’s been drunk at inappropriate times in the past, but I think they basically ignore the fact that he probably does a ton of blow too.

 
 
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[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that’s the closest he’s been to having an erection in a long time.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yup. Danger is in the background.

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Huh? (lemmy.world)
 
[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

My parents raised my brother. My sister, and I grew up in his shadow.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 147 points 3 months ago (13 children)

I thought hard work would be enough to make a living.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As an American I can say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 93 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This administration sure does love protecting sex criminals.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Get outta my head.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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