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I'm a social justice cleric IRL

(But I'm still waiting for my spellcasting ability. Any time now.)

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[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Social justice bard singing protest songs

[–] artifex@piefed.social 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

Punk bands too. Jello Biafra, Henry Rollins, and Tom Morello are certainly social justice bards.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 0 points 7 months ago

How's your Slay Gerrymander writing going?

I'm feeling very behind and hope someone else is scaffolding that too.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The mental image of critical hitting one with a lightning enchanted arrow excites me in many ways.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.

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[–] emmanuelwald@deacon.social 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I'm a social justice commoner with an acolyte background

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's the joke, say it again for the cheap seats!

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 0 points 7 months ago

Social Justice Necromancer

Social Justice Warlock

Social Justice Rogue

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 0 points 7 months ago

Shotgun SJ Healer

[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I can't make up my mind on whether or not a social justice thief would be based.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago

Sounds like Robinhood

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 0 points 7 months ago

As long as they only stole from rich people, yes.

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 0 points 7 months ago

I'm an Oath of the Ancients paladin

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn't cast until level 2

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago

I'm a social justice bard.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

We probably need more social justice artificers to do SIGINT at protests and operate drones and such.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure that there are a few social justice necromancers floating about.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Trans rights are half-orc rights!

Anyone who disagrees will experience the special ability barbarians are best known for.

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I'm a Social Justice Oozemancer

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[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When it comes time to throw molotovs I'll yell "I cast fireball"

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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m a social justice druid, no doubt lol

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[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

I mean whatever gets me a sword, flames are optional but encouraged

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Does seeding torrents count

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 7 months ago

🦜🏴‍☠️🫡

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[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

If you are not playing the meta You'll never win!

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 7 months ago

Why? Because npc. Everything else is a pc class.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.

That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For the benefit of the underprivileged?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

This would be funnier if we didn't literally need someone doing this.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 7 months ago

I am definitely a social justice artificer.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Social Justice Warrior

Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.

When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 0 points 7 months ago

Can I be the social justice dude, I wear a bathrobe like the big lebowski

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