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[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sparkling water is delicious

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 8 months ago

Who doesn't like the taste of static?

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It't what you get used to. I used to drink colas, but since I changed to sparkling water, sodas all taste like drinking molassis

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

Cold sparkling water is the way

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Loblaws in Canada sells carbonated water in soda flavours.

The cola one is one of my favourites. Orange cream soda and regular cream soda are also good. Root beer one is also good.

These make excellent mixers for when you don't want extra sugar in your cocktails, but she's take some trial and error to make work

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The PC cranberry gingerale flavoured soda water is 10/10

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Not my jam but glad you love it

There's a black cherry vanilla one by Western Family(Overweightea group) that's really good too

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[–] garretble@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I can drink soda all day (I don’t, but you know what I mean), but a sparkling anything just tastes horrible.

Heh, there’s been a can in my fridge for months now that someone left after a party. I need to get them to come back and drink it.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

I love drinking TV static. Sodas are too damn sweet and unhealthy. Flavored sparkling water / seltzer is crisp and just different enough from regular water to keep it interesting.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

It's water with all the bitterness of carbonic acid with nothing to cut the bitterness. It's even worse when it contains quinine. 🤢

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The whole point is to contain quinine, to stave off malaria.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but bitter is awesome. Coffee, green tea, beer, etc. I'll take bitter over sweet any day

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Green tea

I like green tea because it's sweet. White/baby tea is even sweeter.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

But sparkling water is kiki and a CRT tv is bouba

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sparkling water doesn't just taste like water with bubbles in it. It has a weird chemical taste on top of everything else which there's some reason people seem to ignore.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Carbonic acid

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

You may be thinking of mineral water? Or tonic, which has quinine. I love a good high-tds mineral water, don't much care for tonic though.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago

When I was traveling around eastern Europe years ago, I kept making the mistake of getting sparkling water when I would ask for a bottle of water as that would be the default choice. Sometimes they'd ask "with gas?" but they didn't always ask, and I'm too stupid to learn from my mistakes.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the summer, you put a heavy pinch of sea salt and lemon juice in a glass of sparkling water and it's totally amazing. I was so upset with myself having only tried this at the end of August.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

tf kind of mocktail is this?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 8 months ago

It's basically fizzy Gatorade. The salt is electrolytes, and there's natural sugar in the juice.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Iced cold sparkling spring water is the way to go in the UK.

I emphasize "spring" because in the UK for the seller to put that on the label, the water actually has to be bottled from a proper natural water spring, no additional added shit (aside from the carbonation).

I used to hate sparkling water for the reasons listed above, but since I have been drinking less high sugar carbonated drinks, that super cold sparkling water has helped massively as a great substitute, especially when having it with a meal.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

I like my spicy water.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always associated it with the smell of the static charge that your TV gave off with one of those old tube TVs.

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Holding your tounge close to a charged crt really tastes like sparkling water

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Discount grocery store house brand is TV static. No doubt

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Flavored sparkling water is where its at. Theres also a brand, that has squeezed fruit juices in it. I forgot its name. But they have a lime mint one that slaps.

[–] AgaveInMyAss@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah. Their pineapple one is pretty good as well.

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[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

I prefer plain sparkling water. No flavors or sweetener, just bubbles. Unfortunately my bladder doesn't agree that it's the best way to consume liquid, so now I'm dehydrated all the time because I can't convince myself to just drink still water like a normal human

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

its like unflavored beer. Alkaseltzer

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 8 months ago

I like, kinda sweet taste, not strong sweet but kinda lightly sweet.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

wakes me up better than coffee

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Oh he's right.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

My bubbles.

[–] kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Always prefered "medium" sparkly. Still water is just bland. Sure you can drink it if there's nothing else but it's just bland. When it's too sparkly though it kind of distracts from the taste of the water itself too much I think, which also isn't great because it subjectively feels like you didn't drink that much because it doesn't feel as refreshing. So I like the middle ground the most.

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[–] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

se jermins lov it

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Exposure therapy

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

Sparkling water is sour but I love the bubbles.

My wife and daughter go through a case of that Bubly stuff in less than a week

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