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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 66 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I once saw a guy eat an entire pound of ground beef. Just some pan fried ground beef with salt and pepper. Nothing else, just pure boy kibble

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 20 points 5 days ago

I am stealing that expression.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I watched my body building friend eat rice, chicken, and hot sauce. Every day for years. Joy was not part of the equation.

I've read that "chicken and broccoli" is a body-builder euphemism for gear (steroids and growth hormones etc.) but apparently that's not true for everybody.

[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When I went away to college, my mom would mail me cooked ground beef.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did she have it refrigerated & sent with ice packs? If not, eew, major health code violation & I assume you didn't die of worms since you're here to tell a story about how thoughtful your mom is.

[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, ice packs and one giant zip lock of 4 pounds of meat. I don't really know why she did it, I had a job and money. I did eat it and it was nice though. Poured it into a bowl and microwaved it.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you able to find out now...? I'm still baffled.

[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can't just ask no, i dont want to unintentionally make her feel bad about herself.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

I don't know her, I'll ask and risk her unintentionally feeling bad about herself!

But seriously, that's your choice. I would just want to know in your shoes. Hell, you used it and appreciated it, start with that! "Hey mom, I heard that parents these days consider kids out of sight/out of mind and basically cut-off when they leave the house, even for college! I know you kept me fed when I wasn't living at home... Thanks for that!"

[–] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Me SO and I Cook fairly often and maybe once every year or two we will go through a spurt where we primarily only eat one thing. We don't really discuss it, just naturally we get in a rutt where we both don't want to cook and gravitate to who ever comes up with the best boy/girl dinner and lock in on that. Instead of dinner it becomes whatever cute nick name we give it. Kind of like how people call chipotle slopbowls we had a spinich lunch meat salad we just called turkey bowl.

We ate only ham on bread with swiss for nearly a month, charcuterie for a few weeks, a lunch meat spinach salad with olive garden dressing for nearly a month. Then we get bored or it or we start feeling like we need actual nutrition.

Its weird because we normally enjoy cooking and making nice food that takes time and effort, then out of no where its like your brain breaks and you just want the least ingredients to be considered a meal.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

i eat raw kibbi from time to time. beef and lamb with spices. some onion to scoop it up