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Anon drinks too much milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

because it tastes like actual milk that's been filtered through a used diaper.

I can store 2 weeks worth of fresh milk in the fridge. I don't need any more than that as I grocery shop every 7-10days and the little corner shop that's a stones throw from me sells it if I did want more, which has happened twice in 3years.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Whoever is using those diapers probably has diabetes then, because it's making the milk taste sweeter.