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Elite player mindset (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

counterpoint: pooping is a free action

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You may want to see a doctor

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is that a full turn?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's more like an interaction with a shop keeper.

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Please don't kill Doctor Malice, the half-elf bone saw in this orc village.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 1 week ago

diarrhoea is named after rrhoe the goblin, who discovered it by botching a roll to poop twice at the same time.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, but doffing your armor isn't.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's why you have the rear plate perforated like a colander

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can even attach different shapes like those Play-Dough machines.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago

fun for the whole party!

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Open the iris!

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A fraternity at my college got dissolved because they discovered people were doffing armor at the frat house.

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have a bonus free action, can I poop twice?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 1 week ago

yeah but it goes under two-weapon fighting rules so it's a flat roll

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

This is why monks are so fast.