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[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] antonim@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I already know how sunsets look, yet I can look and marvel at them on every evening.

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, absolutely. I usually get to see them once a week or rarer, so beautiful sometimes. Sadly phone camera does not capture them well enough. Still, seen them!

I've just seen same joke in the past and liked it, decided to do it here. Though I see more generalized versions of the same in the comments too. Efficiency.

Seen replies about bi-erasure and homophobia... Yeah... Not that funny now.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sounds like you are bi but in denial of it.

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain I'm gay, but never say never, I guess?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

i never tried an oyster until a few weeks ago. now i'm an oyster.

shit happens.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Can I see the original? Im already going...