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anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago by kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 109 points 1 month ago (1 children)

>be me
>be not gay
>having sex with my loving husband of 15 years
>I identify as a cis male
>our penises touch when I slip out of his asshole on a slow thrust
>we lock eyes
>I say no homo
>he doesn’t reciprocate
>ejaculates as he continues silently staring into my eyes
>I pull out and exhaustedly crawl to the bathroom to think things through and remove a meter of silicon
>can feel his eyes scanning me without even turning around

Bros, I don’t know what to do. Should I tell our kids?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Remove a meter of silicon?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Exaggerated butt stuff

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

silicon_crystal_boule.jpeg

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Anon had a really long dildo

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Anon is the cyclops from the odASSyssey