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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So true! I really think that banana, grapes and pineapple work particularly well when frozen 🤤

What fruits do you enjoy frozen?

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

boobewwy :3

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My processing speed is embarrassing today.

Also, my good sir, boobewwy is not a fwuit. Tis a bewwy. You're cheating!

But I'm sure it is delicious.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bewwies are fwuit.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nay!!! They are bewwies, bish! ... tbf, so are bananas, but that is besides the point!!

Can you fwiggin believe it? Apples, pears, tomatoes and lemons are technically considered bewwies? The wules are stupid.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cherries. Mmm, especially with plain yoghurt.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 5 days ago

They can be so friggin good @,@

One of my sibs has a cherry tree in their garden and the cherries are so red, they turn black and the taste is fucking ridiculous, dude @,@ ❤️

I have to try the frozen cherry and yogurt combo! Sounds rather perfect in this summer heat, actually!