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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 1 week ago (3 children)

10x worse with cats. What the fuck have you gotten into…

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

My cat actually saved me from a break in by straight up attacking the dude.

I was sleeping on the couch in my trailer and suddenly woke up to my cat yowling and some dude screaming and by the time I realized what was going on the guy had already run out the door with my cat right behind him.

Kitty cut deep too cause there was blood spatter on the door frame where dude grabbed it while running away.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I need a cat…

[–] Coggsie@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Good kitty!! My girls have saved me more than once, people underestimate how much they love and protect us💝

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Good for you. My cats would be cowering in the basement under the bed. They are scared of people. My dog on the other hand would alert the entire neighborhood to the existence of the break-in. But she's a 17 lbs dog, and would be scared of the thief, so she'd then just let them steal whatever they want.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

My cats would mostly probably try to cuddle an intruder.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My house is almost 100 years old, and so I hear my cat when he's coming up the stairs, and I get robbed of the extra 60s before he just starts meowing. He's an old man now, 15 or so, and so he spends the nights inside now, and he's not a fan. He will come upstairs anytime between 1145 and 230 in the morning and just start meowing, loudly, and I have a wife and two kids and I need them all to stay asleep, so poor Bruce Willis gets locked in the basement.

Sometimes it's right as I turn my light off when I'm done reading, and I lay my head on my pillow, he just rolls in. Sometimes I'm fast asleep and he does it. But five nights a week, at least, he needs to wake me up, and he goes to the backdoor, so the farthest place from my spot in bed, because he thinks he's going outside, and then I pick him up and put him in the basement. He will never learn.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried setting up a little cat bed near your own bed? In the basement, he's probably lonely. Getting older, he might be feeling lonely down there at night, and wanting to seek out company.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He just wants to go outside. He's a lone wolf type cat. I may try the bed thing, but sometimes he'll hang on my bed or my daughter's for a bit, before ultimately deciding to wake everyone up so he can go outside.

[–] edible_funk@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure you've heard it but in most areas it's strongly recommended to always keep your cats indoors or otherwise leashed or restrained when outside, as they can be devastating to local wildlife and being outdoors can shave years off a cat's lifespan.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know, but he was a steet cat until my wife scooped him up, he was about three then, and it was very hard to take the street cat out of the street cat. The alternative, as you can tell, becomes locking him in a basement, which isn't a great alternative to me.

[–] edible_funk@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wasn't trying to be judgey, a lot of people think it's better for the cat to let them have freedom to roam, but indoor cats have nearly double the lifespan.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, it's cool, I didn't interpret it that way. I get it and I understand it, but I wrestle with having had this cat since 2014 at this point, knowing what he's like and where he came from, and it definitely conflicts with guidance I've read, but he's healthy and great weight and active when he goes out, and so here we are.

[–] edible_funk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I feel ya. Ultimately quality of life within acceptable safety parameters should always be the primary motivator, and it certainly sounds like that's what you're keeping in mind.

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Healthy conversation, this.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I sometimes wonder if attributing every weird noise to the cat is dangerous. I'll hear something and think "ah, it's just the cat" and go back to sleep without checking.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

*gun cocking noises"

meh, probably the cat.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Anyone who's ever owned cats wouldn't think twice about their ability to cock a gun.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 6 days ago

The cat was getting ready for the revolution.

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that not one of the reasons to have a cat?

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 12 points 1 week ago

Easily one of the top 5 reasons, right up there with killing spiders

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 17 points 1 week ago

The worst is when you think "ah, it's just the cat", but then you see them sleeping nearby. So now I have to assume it's just a little ghost cat, so I can go right back to sleep