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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Bert you fool, Fire Bolt is just a few pages deeper if only you had kept reading

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

Also force damage instead of the oft-resisted fire.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But Agonizing Blast adds your CHA mod. Think of the value!

(whispers something about evocation wizard)

I don't wanna read no books. What do I look like? A nerd?

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 7 points 6 days ago

I don't think charisma is one of Bert's best stats. That's more Ernie

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There's repelling blast too

And the +CHA applies to each blast, rather than just once.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Ernie, you handsome fool, why read when you can argue?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But it says he gets free aeons, he can be just like Yuna

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

lmao, can't argue with such sound logic.