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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And I'm sure that the little girl with pig tails is a pool toy and nothing more.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The image look like a 3d render luckly

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

First, you'd have to buy/build the dolls; then get clothes for them; then get helium; then find a way to deploy a few hundred at the same time...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm making you foreman of the project. You've already got a plan.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Old foreman joke.

"Okay, we need you to dig a hole 10 meters by 7 meters by 9 meters deep. Here's a spoon to dig with."

"Why don't we wait until tomorrow? The backhoe will be free by then."

"Nope. That'll put us behind schedule."

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do I even want to know what you're referencing? :(

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's referencing the picture. Look at the picture.

And the caption joking that they are all inflatable dolls.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Oh, I missed it in the picture and my mind went straight to some horrible revelation from temu or the Epstein files or some shit

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

A pool toy, of course.

Maybe you have a sick and twisted imagination that can come up with a sordid and nefarious use for a child-like inflatable doll.

Luckily, I am too pure for such disgusting and vile thoughts.