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I swallowed a bee. Not on purpose. I was out boking and singing along to my current favorite album (the last best concert I went to) and, well, my relationship with bees requires some explaining.

When I was a kid, bees liked to land on my glasses, then climb around to the inside. In between the glass and my eyeball. Have you ever tasted your bravery? Courage? Just whether you could stand really fucking still? Bees like my eye juices okay.

So a bee came at me. Went in my mouth while I was singing on my bike ride. If you can't sing while you're exercising, you're working too hard. I may or may not have been part of a roving band of violent minstrels when I was younger. That's beside the point. The damn bee I can still feel it on my uvula. Aaaaaa

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[–] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure now it's the key of bee flat...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dull point of order: There is no b-sharp. That would be c. :P

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dull argument raised and noted, bee sharp and cee natural are musical cinnamon rolls. Cee flat and bee natural are also cinnamon rolls. They are simply uncommon notations. It is like finding an archaic definition in the dictionary. Like the double sharp and double flat notations.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Now I want a cinnamon roll.