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Iowa man sues Nintendo after being denied ‘Pokémon Professor’ status (www.kcrg.com)

submitted 3 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Oak would not resort to these tactics.

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[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)

How the fuck do you become a Pokémon professor lol

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I asume you need a PhD from the Pokémon university

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago

Are you named after a tree?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

by doing experiments on pokemon, what makes them tick.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

looks at Pikachu

looks at C4

Pikachu runs

'wait I need to make you tick!'

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You apply online, take an exam, and pass a background check. Then you go and obtain at least one of the certs, which are just online courses.

It's not difficult, but to pass the exam you do need to study the provided manuals and rulebooks.

[–] Sequence5666@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Cmon show some respect he is a Professor!