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[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Insurance companies are deathpanels though...

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe that was their point...

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well maybe they are private enterprise death panels, but they trust them more than theoretical government death panels because the private sector is more efficient than government at cutting costs, such as, um, actually paying for needed care and oh shit they did not think that through.

edit: I meant to reply that to the comment above, but oh well. It's here now.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that was my point.

they prefer real material death panels, than the alternative, because it might have theoretical death panels. that no country with public healthcare has.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The danger of commenting first thing after waking up!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

same, haven't got my coffee yet, how do you take yours?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sugar and two creams usually. Sometimes black. Black and sugar today

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)