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I heard you just put your thingie in her woo-hoo bag and then you plip plap until you both yeehaw.
Thank you for using proper medical terms!
Of course. I am, after all, Jesus; I know the best medical terms – tremendous terms.
According to everybody: "We've never known anyone with better medical terms, just amazing stuff"
They come up to me – great people, smart people – and they come up and they tell me: "Mr. Technician, sir, we're so impressed with your terminology. Everybody's talking about it. China's talking – " they don't have very good doctors over there, folks, so they come to me for advice.
Plap plip but otherwise perfect.
Oh god, is plip plap the gay one?? I promised my mom in high school that I wasn't gay; if she finds out, she'll never let me live it down.
I've never got this far with a boy