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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I have this in my area, which was weird coming from actual big cities with way more dense traffic.

It's like the courtesy from the shared misery of, "We're all in this shit together" never got a chance. Instead people here seemingly never evolved beyond the "If I tailgate this one car, the 100 in front will disappear" phase.

When you're overtaking someone going slow, but they speed up next to you, so you're stuck now and will miss the exit. Just pretend they were probably lonely and just needed someone next to them for a while.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

When you’re overtaking someone going slow, but they speed up next to you, so you’re stuck now and will miss the exit. Just pretend they were probably lonely and just needed someone next to them for a while.

alternatively, if your vehicle is not driven by unicorn farts and has something with a bit of oomph to it, and you don't mind risking it: Mash accelerator, assert dominance, make exit.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

while you're not strictly supposed to, you can also slow down and go behind them

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 8 points 3 days ago

that's quitter talk

I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by us.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't want to be responsible for any bad driving. I just shut my eyes and let Jesus take the wheel.