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[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

You attempt to do this, but you find yourself unable to say you have three wishes, as that would make you wrong.

And you will always be right.

[–] avocado@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I read this in Baldur's gate narrator's voice

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I read it in "the Stanly parable" voice

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I remember playing Baldur's gate on the GameCube but I forget what that sounded like.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

honestly, not a bad power.

"next week lottery numbers are _______"

"The best thing I can do with my life right now is ___________"

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

"next week lottery numbers are......... impossible for me to know"

"the best thing I can do with my life right now is ...... something I wish I knew"

The curse can be stubbornly unhelpful no matter what.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It won't be easy as you'll still have to guess the right thing, but you can probably make it work.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only have to guess 10 times the number of digits though, quite doable for a lottery win!

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Batman

Username checks out. I'd expect nothing less from the DC world's greatest detective.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Your poorly optimizing. With a linear search, you only need 9 per digit, a binary search will get it all done in like 4 or 5 guesses

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like your thinking, but a binary search would require us to know whether our guess is too high or low, no?

[–] groet@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which you can easily do. just try to say "The winning number ist lower than x"

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now thats some prompt engineering I can get behind! Feel the real bottle neck in both our explanations is explaining to the cops how you win so many lotteries though. That will be difficult without lying.

[–] groet@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

If you realy want to cause some real stir, crack the original satoshi bitcoin wallet. Should be a few billion $ in there and EVERY financial agency is watching it

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can make a random number generator and start reading the numbers, if you can say them, you are right, easy

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, with lotto numbers you could just start trying to count. Once you can say the number, you move on to the next one. Depending on how the wish works, you could even try just sounding things out.

The meaning of life is mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaasssssssssstuuuuurrrrrrrrrrb-“ Hmm… What would come after the B? “The meaning of life is masturbaaaa-“… Oh. OH.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

but whatever I guess will be right.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, no, no. You'll be blocked when you try to guess the wrong thing. You still have to try guessing on your won.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

still not hard, the first number is [strained noise],[strained noise],[strained noise],[strained noise],4.

FOUR

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The lottery numbers haven't been picked yet, so nothing would be correct until they get picked.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What if i say "next lottery numbers of [company that does it] [game name] will be ___ ___ ___ 7"?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

will be.... impossible to know will be.... a sequence of numbers between 1 and 69

You could be compelled to say any number of unhelpful things instead of the numbers.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's stil easy you just narrow down, "will be any number between 2 and 30" ok sure, "will be any number between 14 and 20", "will be 16 and 18" yep, it's def 17

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are assuming you'll even be allowed to utter specifc numbers at all.

Think a genie scenario would have you utterly blocked before the first syllable that could possibly be helpful.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That wouldn't make sense, like, you couldn't do a lot of things because od that...

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

We are talking about a genie here, not like they want to help you out (depending on the lore).

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't negate that they haven't been chosen yet, so there is no correct answer, and you won't be able to say any number at all for that statement. In fact, it may make you mute until the numbers are chosen as anything you say after that would be incorrect.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That depends on if everything is pre-determined or not, as well as if any are rigged (not that you could really benifit from rigged ones). No matter what you'd be good at poker.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Alternatively, “was” is past tense. Meaning everything you’ve said in the past was correct. But that has no bearing on the future. The wish would undoubtedly fuck up a lot of things in the past from little daily white lies compounding (or even bigger childhood lies that could have drastically altered the world) but wouldn’t have any impact on things going forwards.

A genie would find a way to twist the wish for maximum suffering. And having your 4 year old “watch me, I can fly” lie be true would have some long lasting implications. Likely even leading up to a paradox where you were never even able to make the wish in the first place, because some childhood lie ended up getting you maimed or killed before you ever rubbed the lamp.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The way this works in reality is with retrocausality. In the same sense that a molecule is controlled by a cell but still influences the cell, phenomequalitesselation is where God or similar conceptualization of retrocausal force (time travel) controls the unfolding of history, but our most human choices influence the strange attractor of the transcendental object at the end of the universe, so we have free will in a deterministic system, which is really illusory, like the self.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"If I wish for three more wishes, you will grant them with no catches."

Keep doing this, over and over again, trying different strategies. It's a way to test and validate genie loopholes (as you will be unable to state that if it's wrong).

Though if the genie was smart, being "wrong" would be qualified to your own internal knowledge, I suppose. E.g. you can't knowingly lie.