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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They both have the intellect of a root vegetable. So Jr is a rutabaga, he isn't any more intelligent that that turnip.

And frankly, Hunter is a yam, at best.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think root veg level Intel is a prereq for anyone to participate in a cage match

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

That's the entire MAGA world.