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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Don jr, sure, but Eric? Come on now he has the IQ of a turnip. I'm not saying dont do it, but I feel a little bad about it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

They both have the intellect of a root vegetable. So Jr is a rutabaga, he isn't any more intelligent that that turnip.

And frankly, Hunter is a yam, at best.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think root veg level Intel is a prereq for anyone to participate in a cage match

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

That's the entire MAGA world.