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Looks like someone doesn't understand "The Gummy". It's why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. While your prime earning years may be behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table with good gummy. Make sure you get a good denturist.
Edit: Tough crowd. Dark humour isn't easy.
Edit 2: Update with technical reference.
Edit 3: References. I swear I once saw a daytime talkshow like Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera or Maury Povich that was along the lines of "My teenaged daughter had her teeth removed on purpose to better please her new husband and I helped her do it." I just can find the reference.
Edit 4: Now illustrated.
Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let's get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.
I don't think anyone has ever set out to remove their spouse's teeth one by one via punches over the course of multiple years, and if they have then they probably killed them or scared them away before they got to the end goal
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don't look at me like I'm the weirdo here. Context matters Monsieur or Madamme LeBuzzkill.
Edit: For the record, I upvoted your comment because in true shitpost fashion, the fight after a shitpost is half the fun, and speaks to the very heart of shitposting. You played your role well. Touché pussycat.
Yeah theres a time and a place. And surely that place is here.
Everything posted and commented in this community can and should be taken completely seriously as it is backed by sincere beliefs.
I just updated my post with a link to the appropriate source.
Should have just prompted chat gpt and posted the uncropt screenshot.
Forgive me. I am old and not up to date on the latest Shitpost writing style guide. I was only trained in AMA, APA and the Geological Society's Style Guide.
Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read
Have I opened a doorway to new levels of consciousness? For better or for worse, maybe.
Hey now, someone doesn't need to be an abusive piece of shit to get a gummy. They could just really be into grandma.
Grandma, grandpa anyone really. They say "the fun isn't in the face". While true, with a good gummy, the fun really is IN the face.
Or a middle aged smoker.
I swear to God are these people real?