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Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying

My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he'd say "okay now you're just looking for attention" and then he wouldn't bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that's how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in

The lady at church told me this and that's how come I know it's true

#blessyourkidseverytimes


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IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS

Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying

My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he'd say "okay now you're just looking for attention" and then he wouldn't bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that's how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in

The lady at church told me this and that's how come I know it's true

#blessyourkidseverytimes

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember in one of the Coloured Fairy Books https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Langs%27_Fairy_Books and I'm not going to try to find which one, there was a story where a kid was hanging out with the fairies and they went to a house and his in the thatch. They sprinkled pepper on the daughter so she'd sneeze. "If she sneezes 3 times without a bless-you, we can steal her!" She does twice, no blessings. On the 3rd sneeze the kid yells BLESS YOU at the top of his lungs, the fairies scatter and she's saved. So at the very least, I make sure nobody is stolen by the fairies. Colored or otherwise. Consent matters.