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[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 94 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The standing and walking gets a little bit tedious at hour 8, she's going to need foot massages. Oh wait damn, another bonus.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This beach is too sandy and the water is too wet.

[–] chtk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And I'd give it zero stars if I could.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 3 months ago

I'm glad someone caught that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

wet water? don't let the lake michigan port authority hear about it

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

That beach is indeed very course and rough, and it gets everywhere