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I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate's hopes up for a good dinner.
As an aside, why do I feel like this is an alt account with a not-so-similar, yet-still-similar, name?
That's SatansMaggotyCumfart (or something like that)
😉
Just commented on it in the previous post. It's alarmingly not-so-similar, yet-still-similar ...
This is what I was missing from Reddit. Recognizing a prominent user across tons of different communities makes the fediverse feel warm.
Don't let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!
Just... Don't yell at me if you don't get your apartment's deposit back.
We've seen SMCF's dreams.
They need to stay dreams.
Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren't big chunks in it?
I assume it would be the opposite. Use full slices so you can get them out of the oil with a sieve.
Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.
I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?
It is a bit different but people unfamiliar likely wouldnt really be able to tell the difference. You'd still want to strain it out probably.
https://www.natureinbottle.com/product/onion_oil
You could do what my old roommate did and microwave an onion on high for 8 minutes. Everything in the apartment smelled like onions for a while.
Throw a fish in there too.
Really win them over with microwave popcorn after the fish.
And turmeric... oniony Fish curry. It would remind me of my countless months living in various extended stay hotels.
...username checks out 😄
Edit: nevermind! I misread Santa as Satan lol
Is this SatansMaggotyCumFart's alt, or their nemesis?
Both? 🤷