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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing Johnson and Johnson, accusing the pharmaceutical company of failing to warn consumers about the risk of taking Tylenol while pregnant.

This lawsuit, the first of its kind from a state government, comes a month after President Donald Trump and U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. announced updated guidance discouraging pregnant women from taking acetaminophen, citing it as a possible cause of autism. The announcement set off a wave of controversy in the health care community, and confusion among pregnant women unsure how they should manage fever and pain during pregnancy.

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

this is funny as fuck. what's next, allergy medicine causing ADHD?

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago

Shhhh, don't tell them. It will ruin our plan of infecting all kids with neurodivergence to increase Linux marketshare...

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

oh look a rabbit!

achoooooo

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably just banning Tylenol in pregnancy

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago
[–] huxley75@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Benadryl has been linked to dementia...

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only at super high doses though, right?