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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 76 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

Somebody explain to me how some bloated, out of shape clown who needs bifocals is going to be expected to wrestle someone to the ground??? Where did they get these guys, retired dudes from the local day-drinking hole?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 86 points 11 months ago

The only qualification is that they're racist.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 42 points 11 months ago

I mean have you seen some cops? ICE has lower standards than that.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 30 points 11 months ago

I dunno, but they let a bloated meth addicted pedophile run the country, so their judgements a bit off lately.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Literally ANYONE (white) that signs up, gets a gun and free license to terrorize the community. (plus a $50k signing bonus if I remember right, not gonna bother looking it up)

[–] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I keep wondering if they take the signup bonus back if you drop out...

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

There are a lot of asterisks on that signing bonus from what I saw. I think the likelihood of getting it are pretty slim.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Most sign-on bonuses have required tenure to cash out, some pay out a portion each month over the course of a year, some pay out quarterly, etc.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

ICE releases them in packs.

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Remember the mealteam six on some kind of electric scooter that they "deployed" during I-don't-remember-which Trump insanity? I think they never figured out whether it was some kind of agency, or just organised Trump fans, but how did they find a whole group of fat people with the same kind of scooter?

Edit: might have been segways, now that some memory comes back

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Hiring from 4chan.