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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just leave it on the stove on maximum heat for one hour after each use, then chip off the carbonized chunks of asphalt that you've just created. 100% sterilized, no washing required, and smells just like your big bad diesel pickup exhaust.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You forgot the first step of turning off your smoke alarm, and also leaving the room unless your a pack a day smoker with lungs of steel

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eh, just turn up your stereo and open a window. You'll get used to the smoke.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Seriously, what's with posters these days! I used to smoke 20 pans a day in the 90s

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Don't have a smoke alarm in the kitchen so its ok.