sudo_shinespark

joined 2 years ago
[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Big Dentistry will be hiring Agent 47 soon from the looks

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The solution will be “Just be happy”. This is gonna kill so many people.

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Not pictured: their third mutant child who’s just an entire regular dude because each of his parent’s human halves are recessive or something

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Concerning that this thread is overrun with bots telling me to download some super duper safe LLM

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Spend your time somewhere else. The answer is: yes

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I would get upset, but you gotta consider those 8 chapters in the bible about transitioning is wrong and makes god angry /s

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Short form videos are fucking digital opium. I hate it. I deliberately do not have instagram/YT/tiktok accounts with the intention of avoiding it, but I have repeatedly found myself watching a short vid sent from a friend before I find myself scrolling and then snapping back to attention, 40+ minutes later, like some Jekyl/Hyde shit. I imagine it’s what having an epileptic seizure is like. I just lose track of time completely and I hate it.

I never agreed with Bradbury about how TV is so bad so forth, but I am with him now. Shit’s addictive

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

jesus christ, I ate the onion so hard this time. But it doesn’t feel like a relief this time

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

holy shit, I read that entire first paragraph before I realized I was eating the onion. That was fantastic lol

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I hate it

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nice, that’s dingo

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