rovingnothing29

joined 2 years ago
[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Wouldn't the bowel obstruction from eating a bullet be torture in and of itself?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, but unfortunately you can

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I think she'd go for the tri-coffee device instead.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Does Data get internally warm enough for 5w30 to be effective?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Later slow pokes!

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Someone needs to. At least you put thought into it.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Captain Branigan has a bunch of paternity suits that say yes.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)
[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Every master piece has its cheap knock off

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

To quote Grampa Simpson "Oh no, we're all doomed!"

 
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Anon owns a fan (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by rovingnothing29@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
 

Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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