riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How did they solve the housing crisis? The rest of the world would like to know!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Howooooo! Howooooo!

Translated from hound dog: "Hey! Hey!"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I am so proud of you for being able to read this difficult font and color combination.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Peter drove a Ford!

"And Peter followed from a-Ford." (Matthew 26:58)

Pontiac had some sales too:

"And the Lord gave them Solstice." (Joshua 21:44)

The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!

"The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously." (2 Kings 9:20)

Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).

[–] riskable@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

"AI warfare" or, "AI is stealing all the jobs of our army of international scammers, that we allow to operate freely as long as they don't target Russians!"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

...and the Trump administration will do a victory lap, after hearing this news.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Boredom is an emotion. As is hunger.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

So that's why I occasionally dozed off in there, despite taking ADHD medication and having plenty of sleep!

Also, it explains the microphone I found in my alarm clock years later.

Note: I really did find a microphone in my alarm clock years later! It had its own battery and was not spliced into the incoming power, which was, well... Amateurish!

Somewhere, out there, is hundreds of hours of audio recordings of me snoring. Or perhaps, the only remaining evidence of my superpower.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The bees weren't dull if you taught them to beehave.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 0 points 2 months ago

That looks great 👍

I love pothos.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I find this title a bit strange * HIGH FREQUENCY

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In most Western countries, all products have a basic warranty, required by law. Meaning: If that shit breaks real fast, you can return it and get your money back.

The issue with cheap Chinese goods is that returning them is unrealistic. The subsidized shipping only works one way. It's often the case that it costs more to ship the product back than the product costs in the first place.

Because of the mandatory warrantees, western consumers have a bare minimum expectation of the quality of any given product. Most Chinese-made products fail to meet that expectation. Hence, the reputation that Chinese products are crap.

You can't hand wave this problem away, saying you get what you pay for (also a common saying in the West). It's systemic. Also, I've taken risks buying more expensive versions of the same products and had the exact same result.

Meaning: Almost all of the time, you don't get what you pay for when you buy Chinese products. Rather, if you pay any more than the bare minimum, you're wasting your money.

This isn't a good situation for China or Western consumers! China doesn't like the reputation they've built and the West just wants decent stuff that meet basic standards of quality (and safety!).

Let me make something clear: There is no situation where paying very little should result in receiving a dangerous product. You cannot point to a power supply that caught fire and say, "should've paid more!" You cannot look at a plastic toy that leaches lead into the skin (and children's mouths) and say, "should've spent more money!"

In the West, companies that made such things would be held liable and probably go out of business very quickly. Their executives would be in the news and probably be testifying before angry Congressmen with even angrier constituents in the audience.

For some reason, Chinese manufacturers not only continue to make total crap—some of which is dangerous—they thrive on making such crap. No one seems to care in China. It's like you say, making money is all that matters. It is so obviously the general belief in China that it is the consumer's fault when products fail. You said so yourself!

So I ask you this: Was it the parents fault for feeding their babies contaminated baby formula? Should the people who installed toxic drywall have known better? Did the people who died from contaminated blood thinner deserve it for being poor consumers?

Perhaps the parents who bought Chinese made toys heavily contaminated with lead should've bought the expensive scanners and tested all the toys before giving them to their children? Or performed ASTM testing themselves to ensure the magnets inside various toys wouldn't fall out and choke and kill their children?

Let me tell you something: Toys made in West go through such testing. It was a lesson learned in blood over decades.

For some reason, China has yet to learn the lessons. Or perhaps it's Chinese culture just to not care and blame the victims?

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