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I cannot confirm nor deny this, but I've been told that between Mississippi/Alabama lines, there was a sign that stood for like 7 years that said...

"Welcome to Missipissi"

You heard me, PPP!

Same with YouTube and the band Suicidal Tendencies

Deez Nuts

I should have just started working there myself. Like fuck, what they gonna do, fire me?

By this measure, our dog is a cat as well..

Vehicle issues 'last minute'

Fuckit, give yourself a flat tire, this ain't difficult..

I've been in a Dollar General store before, that had 4 self checkouts, that were all out of order.

There were 2 human run registers, but no humans to even be found.

I hollered across the store "DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!"

Almost needless to say, an employee came to the register, but in hindsight, I probably should have just said fuckit and walked out with the merchandise.

Hi, is this bed still available?

I lime my steak too, but there is neither lime nor steak in my post.

Maybe try again? You're already 2 points down..

Love ya anyways for being a Lemming, have an upvote! 👍

~~steak~~ streak...

It's not quite easy of course, but I start by straightening a coathanger, then twistiing/bending it out mostly with my hands, plus pliers here and there as necessary.

Oh my FUCKING ANTICHRIST, some fuckwit online uses thick wire to make artwork, so it must be for abortion purposes right?

Go fuck yourself with an electrified sparkplug.

Coathangers are not repurposed for one exclusive detrimental purpose, artwork is a thing ya know...