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lmfao what the fuck

i would never have expected a MUSIC PLAYER to have this kind of warning

tech companies you have officially outdone even my wildest predictions

harm related keywords in song titles (such as Attribute Mutilation by TornadicPolarity) are not uncommon

what a pointless feature

link is to https://learn.appleservices.apple/here-to-help-en-gb

(i dont use apple music much, just checking whether a song is available to play on family homepod)

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Typical corpo behavior. Pretend to care in the front, support fascism in the back.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

While no doubt banging the fuck out of a datacenter for every query, burning up shitloads of electricity for 0 reason.

I'll stick to CDs and records and my own HDDs.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Speaking of pretending to care: just saw an episode of a TV show with the obligatory "are you thinking of self harming" thing with a phone number and link and noticed something seemingly innocuous but actually truly heinous:

"Call and data rates may apply"

That's a potential paywalling of self harm and suicide hotlines! Talk about profiting off of misery!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If it's a regular phone number, of course your regular call rate would apply though? Only special numbers get exemptions usually

And that's why you make sure that it IS a "special number"

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's there to stop the serial murderer who searches "Lofi tunes to mutilate / kill to"

Curses! Foiled by technology again!

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

"look we care! now you can't sue if something happens!"

That's what I'm picking up between the lines anyway...

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

ik this is a shitpost but...

i made a spotify playlist that was just music about suicide and then spotify tossed me one of those suicidal prevention posts with the links

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm curious, does it do the same thing for Wave of Mutilation?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 4 days ago

"If you or someone you know is driving their car into the ocean, help is available."

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Weirdly enough no, but it did do it for Mutilator Defeated At Last even after auto completing that album title for me

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago

So it has a way of identifying well known songs but not all songs.

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Have they never heard of Cannibal Corpse? Titles such as 'eaten back to life', 'fucked with a knife' and 'meathook sodomy' sure trigger the same warning ?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Same with YouTube and the band Suicidal Tendencies

[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

I got the same for searching for Suicidal Tendencies recently

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I actually think this is a decent feature. Listening to the right song at the wrong time could push someone over the edge.