monkeyman69

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I hosted a baked beans tasting party and here are the results in c/casualuk@feddit.uk
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago

Interesting that Heinz scored so highly, seeing as they are 99% liquid.

Venezuela was embarrassing for China. Did Putin fail to tip them off? in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Moscow knew? What a shock.. what with Trump being Putin's puppet, who could have foreseen this?!

Lick or fuck? [OC][F] in c/pussy@lemmynsfw.com
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago

Why not both?!

SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined in c/health@lemmy.world
SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined in c/health@lemmy.world
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If only there was a way to stop this happening 😭

Ford Worker Suspended for Calling Trump a ‘Pedophile Protector’ Says He Has ‘No Regrets Whatsoever’ in c/conservative@sh.itjust.works
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago

Time for a Gofundme for this hero!

Making her dreams come true? Dreaming about gold bead is suggested in c/trashyboners@lemmynsfw.com
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago

So that's where I put them.

Tories would ban under-16s from social media in c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 5 months ago

Tories jump on the latest bandwagon in a desperate attempt to seem relevant.

In other news, water is wet.

Anon finds enlightenment in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago

Looking at boobs can increase mental wellness, I prescribe you 2 hours a day.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19516369/health-tip-look-at-breasts/

Yoga anyone? F in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago

Downward doggystyle.

For my bday… tell me what you’d wanna do in this room 🥵 F in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And if I did a good job, could I decorate YOUR interior walls?

Enjoy some cake 🤤 in c/ass@lemmynsfw.com
[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Of course, I love eating cake, that's why i'm a fat fucker !

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Mental is Hocus, indeed. (media.piefed.world)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/598354

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Ella Baron on Palestine action, proscribed and approved – cartoon (www.theguardian.com)
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Texas Schools Add Attack Drones To Protect Students (www.dallasobserver.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/34511710

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Yes, salesperson. Please fondle my underwear before I buy it. And judge me for what I choose. (fedia.io)
 

cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world/t/2454914

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good advice (lemmynsfw.com)
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UK’s F-35 exports more important than stopping genocide, lawyers to argue (www.theguardian.com)
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