misfitx

joined 1 year ago
[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's opening the hood where I start sweating behind the knees.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I just want someone to look at me the same way this guy looks at his onion.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

I studied history and have been telling people this for over a decade but most people think I'm batshit crazy.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (14 children)

My Grandma's 90 year old cast iron looks like that and I have no idea how to season it.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can't put the genie back in the bottle, idiots.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Prison rehab is vomiting on the floor while having seizures. Poor people don't get help.

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Enforcing marital law is also in the cards, sadly.