matdave

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[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, when you are going through piles of old sh*t to keep or trash, by, like, the second hour, you just want to throw it all away. Ain't no one got time to find a person who wants each one of their things that they don't want to keep anymore.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Under a different Presidency I would have said, "Nor way", but I have lost my satire.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Ad some Ozempic and I'm sold

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago

Once you go black...

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Basically, the treatment is to prevent you from getting it if you are exposed. If the virus actually hits your nervous system and develops it is a game over.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm not defending the Cybertruck, but I used to think the same thing about the Honda Insight. It looks much nicer now, but that was after a huge toning down of toddler design.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parietal_eye

SpoilerIt's just like a lizard/fish thing. No mammals.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Great, I finally got tickets for my family to go to Disney and now this...

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, they'd Billy Madison it and all start pooping

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Omg, right?! So adorbs.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Was it an intentional rhyme

or was it fate?

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Everything floats down here

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