ilovededyoupiggy

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What, like it's hard? in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Or the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (10 children)

A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?"

He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."

Today's brand-new-sentence headline: Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice in c/science@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Roses are red.

Violets are nice.

If you're fond of restoring 30-year-old PCs, but then you see some old PC parts being obliterated by scrappers just to get small pitiful pinches of gold. in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Nokia 2626 was no 3310 or 5110, but I bet you could still beat a man to death with it and then call your lady to tell her you'll be a bit late to dinner. Whoever tore that down for the metals is gonna be kicking themselves pretty hard when the apocalypse comes.

What is something that desperately needs to be standardized? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's crazy how much it evolved in just a hundred years. Even crazier that it's still evolving at all after being extinct for 100 million years.

PIC in c/nocontextpics@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Chewbakkka.

Microsoft Patents Reveal AI-Powered Xbox Helper System That Can Play Games for You in c/gaming@lemmy.zip
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I can't wait to pay $100 for GTA VI and then let the Xbox play it for me!

Cuba says four shot dead on US-registered speedboat in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Cuba has accused 10 people aboard a US-registered speedboat it intercepted off its coast on Wednesday of planning "an infiltration with terrorist aims".

"So anyway, me 'n the boys figured we'd just take the boat out real quick over lunch, catch some rays, fish a little, coupla brewskis, maybe invade Cuba, you know, the usual."

-Teddy Roosevelt, probably

Ain't no truth in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

The ICE Girls, featuring Foxy Ice, Puppy Ice, Pedo Ice, and Pressy Ice.

🎵 If you wanna be my lover, you gotta deport my friends 🎶 Make it last forever, at least until you turn thirteen 🎵

He is a human Who lives on earth in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.

heroes_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The farther you get into that article, the longer her name gets.

(Good stuff tho.)

POV: I'm stuck in traffic and the liquor store closes in 5 in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're in a helicopter, why are you stuck in traffic?

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Astronoid - Radiant Bloom (distortedsoundmag.com)
 

Here's the album on Tidal .

Radiant Bloom is their second most recent album, from a couple years back. They've also released a new one, Stargod, a couple weeks ago. Also a good album, but that cover isn't nearly as beautiful as this one.

The music is sorta grouped in with "atmospheric black metal" (for fans of MØL, Svalbard, Show Me A Dinosaur, ...) but I think it's generally quite a bit lighter than that for the most part. Similar instrumentals but with pretty, clean vocals, not so much "rabbits being murdered" screaming (NTTAWWT).

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One does not simply ask a moth to summon an eagle (midwest.social)
 

The moth usually wants a little something in return.

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All proceeds to benefit the Adjuster Legal Defense Fund. Pre-order your copy today! (sh.itjust.works)
 
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With friends like these, who needs enemies? (sh.itjust.works)
 

A story, in 19 titles.

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A handy reference guide (i.imgur.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12604942

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My new grill plate (sh.itjust.works)
 

This awesome new plate was my Father's Day gift from my daughter. It's fantastic, and huge, and it'll definitely be serving steaks tonight, and whole-ass briskets in the future. I just wanted to show it off to the dads here. All of a sudden I kinda feel a little sorry for all the dads that don't have their own custom daughter-painted grill plates. Hopefully you get one soon!

I'm glad there's a r/daddit equivalent on the fediverse. That was one of the most recent subs I'd found and joined before spez went crazy, glad some of you boys have migrated over here. Cheers, gents!

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