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Which author?

Matriception

I appreciate you sharing this! Thank you!

New Star Wars movie plot right here. Also add in a galaxy destroying ship because we always got to one up the last one.

True. I see your point.

Dude's first time.

That's like 6 stories high. This dude is dead.

If this is masturbation then that means she is still a virgin.

It took 20 seconds to climb her hair.

True but more money going to the wealthy stops circulation more than it going to people that actually spends it.

I was going to reply back that I heard pitbulls were nanny dogs but searching it up, it's not true:

Unfortunately, while there is lots of evidence that Pitbulls and children could and can form loving bonds, and reams of vintage photographs showing babies and children posing with Pitbull breeds, there is no evidence that they were ever called Nanny Dogs at the time, and certainly weren’t bred for the purpose.

Source: Fact Check: Were Pit Bulls Really Nanny Dogs?