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I haven't investigated it much but AdGuard's VPN masquerades as https traffic and might work for you. They recently open sourced it too:

https://github.com/TrustTunnel/TrustTunnel

I use k3s, but I've been considering a rebuild with Talos.

I used Minio for years but I'm currently migrating to Garage on both my NAS and my cluster. The garage operator is pretty solid.

That's exactly what I did, but I use Grimmory/BookLore.

Yeah, one is a switch. The patch panel basically is just for organization. All the equipment in the rack and all the house runs all plug into the back of the patch panel and then the short cables allow you to more easily plug them into the switch. Its definitely not necessary, but it helps maintain the space.

And that one random device on top is the router. Maybe one day I'll upgrade to a better one, but this one handles everything great. Its just too small to be worth mounting. Kinda like the Pi sitting on the UPS.

Not as clean as I would like, but way better than it started!

5 node Kubernetes cluster and a NAS. Runs about 250 pods.

That's fair. The community seems to be much more sane than the original dev and is working hard to clean it up. The first release already removed the telemetry and the obnoxious donation button.

Grimmory all the way. Once I tried it I haven't gone back to my CWA deployment at all. Also, Shelfmark is pretty cool.

I was really hoping for animated like Vox Machina. I'm afraid live action will look like the wrong kind of cheese.

I've been using amcrest and have been happy so far. Frigate is a pretty good NVR too.

Someone doesn't have mischievous kids...

Mine are wired and cloudless, on a separate locked down VLAN and I still barely trust them.

I use KaraKeep for this and couldn't be happier.