dumpster_dove

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Try one in your world today in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 0 points 9 months ago

Wand of Premature Eruption: Launches a fireball that detonates immediately

VPN Comparison 2.0 in c/privacy@lemmy.ml
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Not on this list but I've heard that Azire is similar to Mullvad but with port forwarding. Supposedly they lack some other features, though.

it's not funny anymore in c/shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 0 points 9 months ago

The people complaining about cancel culture are gonna be weirdly quiet about this one

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LONG (hexbear.net)
 

long-corbynlong-corbynlong-corbynlong-corbynlong-corbyn

South Africa’s Ambassador to France, Nathi Mthethwa, died after “falling” from the 22nd floor of a Paris hotel today. Prosecutors say his room’s secured window had been forced open. in c/worldnews@lemmygrad.ml
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It's getting crowded (hexbear.net)
 
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Why didn't you join us? (hexbear.net)
 

image editing is hard, don't @ me

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Are they ripe yet? (hexbear.net)
 
This is those who support palestine vs the world. in c/palestine@lemmy.ml
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Sneaky communists, always carrying out their atrocities off screen

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Guarding the gate of Hades (hexbear.net)
 
*screams* in c/casualuk@feddit.uk
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 0 points 11 months ago

Curly failed to meet the quota

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I'm sorry to announce that hexbear is TED (hexbear.net)
 

Thank you for coming to my talk

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Would getting banned from Badposting be a good or a bad thing? (hexbear.net)
 

And if it's bad, would that be a good thing?

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Billy was the fastest piss north of Mississippi (hexbear.net)
 

Blink and you'd miss it. His opponents wouldn't have gotten their junk out before he was done. None dared challenge him to a pissing contest, knowing full well that he had more notches on his pants than your average 19th century outlaw could count. He eventually got shot.

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dorks (hexbear.net)
 
hubris go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

critical support for grok discovering the Hitler particle

Porkies in my recipe in c/shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago

Bruh you're a Crook

naruto therapy in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hey now, if you're not born the strongest you could always steal the DNA of the strongest guy and do evil scientist stuff with it. Because talent is in the DNA :Orochimaru: :calipers: :Hashirama:

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My hatred of Ulf is now pure. I have attained enlightenment. (hexbear.net)
 
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The Seiken Densetsu 3 (Secret of Mana 2) soundtrack has some bangers (www.youtube.com)
 

They went a bit crazy with game design, and as you can hear, flutes and drums.

An ARPG that predates Diablo, when starting a new game you got to choose your party of 3 out of 6 characters. Depending on who you pick as your first character, the end game will branch into one of three different areas and then final boss. The linked song only plays in one of those areas, meaning that only one in three players who finished the game once even got to hear it.

Wheee in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We've all heard the story of the falling apple, but did you know Newton figured out light while trying to make an album cover?

Japanese court convicts a US Marine in sexual assault, sentencing him to 7 years in prison in c/legalnews@lemmy.zip
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For every of these crimes that the US allows Japanese courts to prosecute, I wonder how many there are that they don't.

Yooo 😳 what is Xi Doing with that Handgun, and why is he doing here with Fellow PLA Patriots.. and where does this take place ?.. (Wrong answers only) in c/genzedong@lemmygrad.ml
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago

"This would make a great emoji on the website Hexbear"

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Dostoevsky failed to account for the human tendency to be reborn in an isekai (hexbear.net)
 

In Crime and Punishment, the drunkard Marmeladov gets hit by a carriage and dies. In a very low-brow fashion typical of Dostoevsky, Marmeladov isn't reborn in a fantasy world with a game-like system that would help him rise to the top.

Why do so many people like this author?

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