cornshark

joined 2 years ago
[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

OK but in this case isn't it the social worker who might be gay, not his daughter?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But if this is his daughter, didn't he give her that name?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If she doesn't want spam why doesn't she order Egg and bacon, or egg, sausage, and bacon, which are the first two menu items?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OK great so your curtain rod from home depot will fit in both, but how are you supposed to fit your obese family of 4 in the old ones?? Totally unusable, other than as a second car for commuting I guess

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So what do you do when you leave the room or go to bed? You just wander around turning 8 lamps off? And what do you do when you come back in at night and you have to fumble around looking for the switch on each one?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Why would he be off the deep end?? The kids stay in the shallow end

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe he's been crying because the other kids won't play his game his way

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

She might just be being polite

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

I have 2 good suggestions

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

gestures at America if he's been at it for 4 generations then what's all this?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It's a slow death

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Psychology? A lot of folks are already using ai as a virtual therapist

 

A shore loser

 

Pillow cases!

 

To the Cairo practor!

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