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[–] brem@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago
[–] brem@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The muffler with melted plastic all over it will be the more expensive problem. Every time he goes for a ride it's gonna smell like cheap burnt shoe.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Never in my life did I imagine a bunch of old dumbfucks with the world's smallest balls would need such a large ballroom.. guess when you can't run you hide under the rubble of democracy.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The brown touch.

Everything he gets near goes to shit.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks! Kindness and shared recipes always help make the world better!

Share or create, carry it forward!

And always remember, you are loved by strangers!

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wanna make something better with me?

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You can cross this bridge.

.... be careful, every season you'll be forced to do a musical...

[–] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The cake is a gift for us all...

Besides, I'm not big into sweets other than swedish fish or sour patch kids. Also, did you know that if you take one of those 'cherry sour balls' they fit perfectly into 'peach rings'? It's fun. I call them 'Mars Got Married Thrice (rings)'

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Bummer, I was just getting ready to check that as well.

Apple, you win this time!

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Sync for Android on Pixel does not (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Oh snap, I haven't heard that term in a long time..

..cake day is a thing on Lemmy!?

[–] brem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yes. Most people aren't aware that 'Slippin Jimmy' is a real show. I mean, it's animated.. and it's terrible. Vince hates it.

I agree. Start cold with Walter in his Walter tighty whities.

 

If I had an extra hand I'd use it to build another arm so I could hug you while cooking onions.

 

Gotcha Spock

   love, Scotty
 

He has a collection of lil statues

 

Wait, I'm made of WHAT??

 

Blah blah blah blah. Like & subscription, plea.

 

Diction is an Elvis fan, btw

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Time to get a chuckle in, warriors.

 

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