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That's not what the bank told me

It's not there as some commentary by Christopher Nolan that the moon landings didn't happen. It's there to show that schools are willing to teach a lie as long as it serves the narrative of "past oppulence is what destroyed our world, so get out there and be a farmer!"

Or, ya know, she just doesn't wanna be homeless.

My grocery store just changed from 6 registers + self-checkout to 2 registers + 12 self checkout.

And the register lanes used to always be full.

I do not look forward to going to the store now. It's a mess.

Ain't nuttin wrong wit dem maters boy wut da hael wrong wit chu?

Alphabet agencies and Alphabet companies.

Name a more iconic duo

The bottom picture looks like a mock up computer generated image from an architect's presentation of their plan for the street.

Put the comforter / duvet over your pillows?

Use two tildes (~) before and after:

Google: don't be ~~evil~~

Google: don't be ~~evil~~

Chiropractor. Stupid. Anti-science bullshit.

You repeat yourself.

That joke has been around a lot longer than streamers.

You build a hundred bridges you're a bridge builder.

You lay a million bricks, you're a bricklayer.

But you suck one dick...

Easiest way to start hating your new hobby is visiting it's subreddit.

It's obvious for video games because you can assume anyone that wants to be active on a specific game sub is probably a try hard that talks about the meta, or max DPS builds, or other annoying stuff. But then you visit something like the carbon steel pan subreddit, or grilled cheese, and you're continually assaulted with this idea that there are only specific pans and oils that are correct, or that your grilled cheese isn't actually a grilled cheese because it was cooked too close to an open pack of salami.