Pyro

Considering? Dude if you don't take her, I will

Later... "What do you mean yesterday was the due date!?"

She is so incredibly cute! We need more!!

Steam Machine

This looks like a clone of https://www.minutecryptic.com/

You're on thin ice, bucko

Yup, staying in jail late-game is a common strategy professional Monopoly players use.

The good ol' pirate to lawyer pipeline

Works perfectly on mobile too!

I've never heard of daemons outside a programming context

It's spelled Gandhi

Since brown dwarfs are considered to be failed stars, Jupiter would be a "failed failed star".