I thought they were made from your mom's dingleberries
Highlow
joined 8 months ago
JFC
Seems like a massive overreaction. It was liquid ass not surstromming
Sweet. Maybe I can buy a 20oz Dr Pepper with that
Horse mask should work
Can't they just go to a nearby gay bar and arrest the first black drag queen they find? /s
You misspelled Full Metal Jacket
They will not do jack shit to straighten a broken bone. They make you sit in triage until you give up and leave or escort you out by security if you raise a stink.
Sat in triage for 38 hours before with a broken leg.
8008135
That is not better than bacon
Probably for the VMware license :P
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I'll be honest. I quit smoking because I'd rather suck a donkeys dick than pay > $5 a pack. If they dropped down to 2 packs for $5 I'll be smoking again. I enjoyed smoking but fuck paying that much.