Highlow

joined 8 months ago
[–] Highlow@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago

I'll be honest. I quit smoking because I'd rather suck a donkeys dick than pay > $5 a pack. If they dropped down to 2 packs for $5 I'll be smoking again. I enjoyed smoking but fuck paying that much.

[–] Highlow@piefed.social -3 points 7 months ago

I thought they were made from your mom's dingleberries

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

JFC

Seems like a massive overreaction. It was liquid ass not surstromming

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago

Sweet. Maybe I can buy a 20oz Dr Pepper with that

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Horse mask should work

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can't they just go to a nearby gay bar and arrest the first black drag queen they find? /s

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 4 points 7 months ago

You misspelled Full Metal Jacket

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They will not do jack shit to straighten a broken bone. They make you sit in triage until you give up and leave or escort you out by security if you raise a stink.

Sat in triage for 38 hours before with a broken leg.

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Highlow@piefed.social 0 points 7 months ago

That is not better than bacon

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago

Probably for the VMware license :P

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