
EmoDuck
Coral? I always assumed that was a tree and it means "hazardous to the environment"
No chair, the buoyenzy perfectly cancles it out. Also, it doesn't actually need tham much water. I usually only film it halfway foll and the mass of my own body fills it up the rest. So it only weighs as much as one very heavy guy
Foldable bathtub
Ideal for smaller apartments that don't have their own bathtub since it fits in the shower.
I bought one despite not really being a bather, but then I realized why I wasn't into bathing. It's because bathtubs you lie in kinda suck. Buoyenzy means that your feet and chest will always want to rise above the water
But the foldable is more barrel shaped, like a Japanese bathtub. So your whole body save your head stays submerged. Who would have thought that the Japanese, a people with entire industries around bathing know a thing or two about good tub design
SMH my head, so now she's doing irish face? Potato face? No wait, now I'm being racist
In other news, Barbara Streisand has asked people to please stop sharing photographs of her house...
Naming your tank after a cool animal

"I love you, Panther"
I don't use loanwords, all words I use are of my own, original creation. If another language also happens to use that word, then that's just a coincidence
Holy shit, I love things. Some of my favorite things are things
What's with the wording of this title? "Unhoused people" instead of "Homeless"/"Homeless people"
The government used to provide people with free LSD? God, I really was born in the wrong time period
God: "Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me"