DonkeyStar

The first time somebody says “I like your shirt” about one you made is really validating.

I like soggy fries. I want to eat mashed potatoes with my bare hands in public.

I also like soggy cereal most of the time. You can suck the cereal milk out of it. If you want crunchy cereal, stop putting it in liquid.

Why is it that everyone associated with Harry Potter gets to be a star? There was a thread yesterday about whoever played Lavender Brown, and she also got called “Harry Potter Star,” even though nobody seemed to remember the character even being in the movies. There has to be a cutoff somewhere.

Eptá, Grand Lord of the Hills

Think it’s going to be the girl that follows him around lately?

“Tower, we’re losing altitude rapidly.”

“Skill issue.”

Same thing happened in GA. Trump just moved on and endorsed the one that beat his pick.

It loses a bit of the poetry on her part, but it still works.

Damn. She’s going to get him no matter who’s in the way.

Not that the real lyrics are much better. “Get with my friends” means different things to different people.

I always thought it was Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. Thought the guy repeating it was a Native American beating a drum.

If we’re thinking of the same song:

I want you deeeeead (time is a wheel in constant motion)

I want you deeeeead (always rolling us along)

I want you deeeeead (tell me who wants to look back on their years)

I want you deeeead (and wonder where those years have gone)