Chainweasel

This has to be rage bait right?
I don't know of literally anyone who hasn't.

Pro tip, stick a fork in the cream and you can submerge the entire Oreo into milk without having keep the part your holding with your fingers dry

We don't need to make amends, we need to box them all up and ship them off to some Eastern European shithole country they want to turn the US into a mirror image of.

That's an Opossum, Possum are from Australia and they're way cuter

Same, 6 years from 2005-2011, $7.50 an hour for a call was great money in 2005. I think we were up to $10 by the time I quit

Kegsbreath is probably in Trump's ear hourly begging him to let him drop a nuke on Iran. Trump's handlers will only be able to talk him out of it for so long.
Frankly, I'm surprised Trump didn't start the war with a nuke

They also probably ate them, search the files for the keywords "beef jerky" and browse around a bit

With my own allowance money instead of asking for it as a gift?
Sim City 3000

First game as an adult with a job?
Halo 2

Amperage is like a rope, you can draw it but you can't push it

They'll bring the prices down, for about a week before the midterms so Trump can take credit, then they'll jack them back up again.
And the worst part is, it'll work. The electorate has the collective memory of a goldfish.

I think the official report said that she was shot twice in the chest and once in the arm though.

Denmark shouldn't trust anything that comes from Trump, I know I don't

This might be it but I can't say for sure